Twofer: Crossroads, then onto LuLu & Columbus' back deck
Creedence Clearwater Revival had the Drafter's number.
I see the full moon a-risin'
I see drafting on the way
I see big quads and lightnin'
I see Lodi Canning today
24 in number, to be exact. A fabulous turnout for an absolutely glorious ride: clear skies, low humidity and wind, comfortable temperatures and silky smooth pavement. And just when the Drafters thought it couldn't get any better, Kick A** KK dropped in from Italy. No big deal. Just a former professional rider, so humble that you'd think she needed help shifting gears.
Who did need some help was Cookie Monster. With her bike still in the shop, Footer loaned her a spare. While the bike had no mechanicals, the shoes requires some medical attention. Cookie Monster put her recently defended PhD in biomedical engineering to work. There is nothing a little duct tape can't cure.
The D team was delayed even further when an egregious map error was discovered. The Back in Black short pour GPS indicated 27 miles, while the printed map showed a 34 mile excursion. There will be a formal investigation conducted into the matter. The board anticipates a forthcoming resignation and will post a PVL for a competent administrative assistant.
Octane rolled into the B Team starting line straight from the corn fields of Nebraska. "I pulled over to get some sleep after making a precise calculation as to how many hours I needed to get to the Draft. I drove straight here!" Dedication. Nobody questioned his lack of baked goods.
Vilks and Skipper joined the B Team shortly after the photo shoot. Unlike Vilks to miss a photo opportunity.
Per norm, the A Team convened with a vow to "go easy." The excuse of the week came from Cannibal, who claimed to be struggling with a recent bout of food poisoning. Apparently, there wasn't enough food or poison consumed to slow down the A train.
Queenie had been banging on the drums all day. Coming in late to the Draft, he found his rhythm with Duracell. They quickly formed a quartet and rocked to Back in Black.
While Queenie was hoping to catch a glimpse of their Fan Club, Footer thought he said "FLAT TIRE CLUB" and joined up.
Skipper summed up the essence of the Draft beautifully with his photos and words (taken without permission from his social media post):
"I enjoy road riding more than I could ever imagine and why is that the case? When riding solo you push your limits in a measured way. Riding in a group, strategy comes into play. There is a lot of performance data to geek out on. And maybe most important to me, I turn my Trail Brain off and just enjoy the spinning. Tonight was one of those special rides. 7 riders, working together, spinning along picturesque roads on the Driftless fringe, catching up on life, all while pushing our watts."
Back at base camp, the Drafters enjoyed an array of beers and blueberries, compliments of Cookie Monster.
She couldn't stay long enough to enjoy them, however, as she needed to pick up a new toilet before Home Depot closed. Can't put a lid on good fun.
The Tour de France Femmes wrapped up Sunday. Missed it? Catch Out in Front or the Uphill Climb documentary to learn about the first women to compete in the historic Tour de France. Inspired by these women, a dozen Drafters set out to test their strength in the Tour de Dane. Over 8 days, these fearless women made riding a priority, balancing cycling with the demands of work and family and the intense heat and smoke blowing in from Canada. Flash hoped on her trainer between All City swim meet events, Keez squeezed in the sprint stage after a 7 hour car ride to attend a wedding, Cujo jacked her fitness for SBT GRVL, Belle nailed the Tour despite no rest from her Thunderdown 125 mile race, and Animal battled her way through Covid to finish. Shaq creatively staged her own tour while completing RAGBRAI, Sandlot had the best photo finishes, and Coach Arms got up at dawn to complete the Mountain Stage before feeding her kiddos breakfast. Granny, Nemo and T1 completed some stages as well, spreading the green all over Dane County. Congratulations to all the Drafter Femmes who support and encourage women in cycling.
A quick review of the 2022 Tour de Dane winners:
On the podium in 2023....
In the polka dot jersey, turning in the fastest Mountain Stage time... KEEZ!
And wearing the green jersey, demonstrating blazing speed on the Sprint stage...FLASH!
And in yellow, the winner of the maillot jaune, drafting nearly 400 miles... CUJO!
Special recognition goes to Sandlot as I think she may have been the only one to snap a photo with Drafter gear on and treat in hand.
A shout out to Shaq for most miles (515) during RAGBRI. While it wasn't part of the Tour de Dane, Shaq did more than her fair share of promoting women's cycling and reaching her own lofty goal.
Thanks to all who rode to support and promote women in cycling.
Awards will be given at the end of the year Drafter ride.
On a different podium... congrats to Footer on her night time lap in the Wausau 24 event on Saturday at 9 Mile County Forest. Footer and BrickO battled it out in the 12 hour 2-person Masters (read: old) division.
Looking for a Gran Fondo? Give this a try. The routes over the next two weeks will prepare you well.
Looking for a wheel set for your gravel sled? BRAND new, never ridden HED Belgium G 700C rims, tubeless set up with DT Swiss 350 Straight Pull hubs (accommodates 11 speed Shimano cassette) . Built by Cronometro, painted by NFY. $1100 new. Asking $600.
There are lots of changes coming your way in the next two weeks, so read responsibly.
The Draft on Monday Aug 7 will depart from Crossroads Coffeehouse/ Creekside Scoop located at 2020 Main St, Cross Plains. There is plenty of parking in the lot adjacent to and behind the building.
If you would like to order pizza from Crossroads to enjoy upon completion of your ride, please fill out this survey NO LATER than noon on AUG 3.
This 34 mile route will definitely work up an appetite for pizza and a beer float.
RidewithGPS link Drafters | Crossroads Coffeehouse
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The 24.5 mile short pour is worthy of their famous beer float, too!
RidewithGPS link Drafters | Crossroads Coffeehouse Short Pour
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The following week, Monday Aug 14, LuLu, Columbus and Wyatt have generously invited (or gently coerced) the Drafters to christen their new back deck. The Draft will start from there new home (please see GroupMe for address) in Middleton. There will be a 38 mile full pour to include Barlow (ouch).
RidewithGPS link BD: Beast of Barlow (Lulu and Columbus Ed)
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There is a 19 mile short pour option paying tribute to the mighty Barlow in name only. This drink isn't to be taken likely (bring your Brawn).
RidewithGPS link: BD Beast of Barlow Short Pour
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The Draft will be back to its typical hub on Aug 21. Until then...
Draft responsibly,
BrickO
Lodi Canning Co.
The Monday night route, Crystal Clear, was anything but. Crystal Lake is close to dying and the air quality left much to be desired. Clearly, the desire to draft outweighed the risks (we hope).
Queenie and Mario got an early start as Queenie had a hot date in a recording studio. Keep your ears open for his new release.
The DEF was ready to rock at 5PM, determined to ride the full strength route. No short pour for these four. Loose Screw was in fine form after crushing Pedal and Party in Pardeeville on Saturday. Congrats to Loose Screw and his bride, Uber, on partying responsibly.
The B Team departed responsibly at 5:15, picking up Captain Joe on Woodland.
A+ for A team for being ready to rock at 5:30. All agreed to ride at Clinton tempo, to avoid inhaling. Despite the vow, the pace slowly crept up until full inhalation was undeniable. Slim has been spending more time in the saddle, and his legs were not to be denied. Nobody complained as he pulled the crew to Crystal Lake. Especially Keez, whose quad batteries were low after racing the Intelligentsia Cup in Chicago over the weekend (and winning $50 in the prime lap). Cannibal had his fastest split for the route and wondered, "What would happen if we made a pact to red line?" Perhaps a little reverse psychology is in order.
In an effort to bring some brightness to an otherwise hazy day, Keez shared some bling with Vilks. A diamond stud for a stud. Cartilage never forgets those decisions made 3 decades ago.
A diamond stud isn't the only thing shiny on Vilks. He and his partner, SuperQ, claimed the silver medal at the Funtathalon Version 2.0 on Saturday. Huge thanks to all of the Drafter Volunteers who made the event possible.
The Funtathalon V 2.0 consisted of 8 teams of two. Four cycling events (MTB 7 miles, road 13 miles, gravel 23 miles and road 24 miles) were divided up between the teammates. There were also 5 non-cycling events for points (cornhole, soccer, rubik's puzzle, shake of the day and whiskey shots). Each point resulted in a 1 minute subtraction for the team's final time.
She's not alone.
Everyone did well in the final event: the whiskey shot!
A special shout out to Ma Brick, who has paved the way for woman to seek out fitness and friendship through physical activity, on and off two wheels.
It came down to the wire. Everyone was a winner, but the trophies went to: 1) Where's the Swim Start?, 2) Tropical Blue Thunder and 3) Krusen.
Thanks to Online Cycling Gear for providing jerseys, to Skipper for the amazing design, and Kate T at Riley Tavern for the 16 pizzas, which were perfectly baked and PERFECTLY topped despite having 16 different combinations.
The route for Monday July 31 will take us on a 38 mile tour of Lodi Canning Co.
RidewithGPS link Drafters | Lodi Canning Co
The short pour is a 27 mile route in the same vicinity.
RidewithGPS short pour BD: Back in Black
Keep that support for the Tour de France Femmes rolling in! You have until Sunday July 30 to complete the 3 stages (Crystal Clear, Mountain and Sprint stages) of the Tour de Dane Femmes. The polka dot and green jerseys will be awarded to the winner of the mountain stage and sprint stage, respectively. The yellow jersey will be awarded to the rider who completes all 3 stages and bikes the greatest amount of miles over the 8 days of the Tour. See email for details. Please submit screenshots of Strava/GPS data with photos at the end of the Tour. Prizes will be awarded at the end-of-the-year Drafter party.
Draft responsibly,
BrickO