May 2: Riley Tavern 20mile Route 6PM Start

18 cyclists came out to play,20mph winds couldn’t keep them way.Riders 6 feet and over were on the front line for a reason:Felt good to draft behind Tall IM Tim and his betrothed, Coach Freezin’.Another wave of 6+ footers allegedly rode the Tour de Dane faster.Somebody better check the odometer for the Tobacco City Boys and Feng Shui Master.The Drafter Manual was consulted for rulings on suspected motorized doping and hematocrit >50% immense.Please see Exhibit A, entered into evidence.Gary Not Cheating Exhibit BShiny bikes and their riders with new clipless pedals were out in full force,With saddlebags stocked with Band-Aids, bacitracin, and medicinal whiskey to remedy the road rash, of course.A warm welcome to a few newbies who volunteered for the Draft:Speed Skater Susan, MadPower McKaylah, Ryan from Supreme, Laura from the lab and the Road Rash Twins, Quinoa and Ivy League are now official members of the Riff-Raff.Draft 18The 20 mile route for next week is much more sane than Dane, with far fewer miles, hills and corresponding opportunities to complain.   The Human Metronome will be leading the Draft. Wheels up at 6PM,  not a moment aft. I will be goofing off in the Blue Ridge Mountains of South Carolina, a destination almost as cool as our Canadian Drafter's homeland of Regina.Riley Tavern 20Draft Responsibly,BrickO

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