Lodi Canning Co, May 24

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Fashion. Clearly the theme of Monday's Draft.

Vogue and GQ are in a bidding battle for an exclusive interview with the The Drafter's Cannibal, master of Garden Drinks and Apron Fashion calendar contender. Apron stock shot up 200% after the Monday night Draft, as men and boys all over the world stripped the shelves of aprons. The careful tailoring exposes just enough quadriceps to make one wonder, "just how big is it?" Straps are tastefully adjusted to cover the chest without impeding motion required to grasp 4 Solo cups. The apron falls away to allow arm pit aeration, a functional feature for post-draft odiferous emanations. The flip flop accents the ensamble by highlighting the bike sock tan lines.

Cannibal. There aren't words suited for a caption.

A dozen Drafters drafted the roads around Verona, although some of them off course.

A fine display of Hincapie kits: Mario, Queenie, Duracell, Speedy and Coach Arms

Blurple, Bush Latte and Booker J take in the Verona skyline

Hit-The-Wall is spotted on the route... albeit not the Drafter route.

Cookie Monster and Billy Boy ease back into the Draft after a month of pneumonia and several months of 0% grade Florida riding, respectively.

Bush Latte enjoys a recovery drink. Anything with arugula has to be healthy, right? Gin just gives it some consistency.

Booker J negotiates a Drafter Team contract with Converse to design a team shoe. Maybe to be worn with an apron?

Dr. Wampus is negotiating a fashion contract with Victoria's Secret. New Hincapie shorts with custom green cast compliments of Dr. Squeak.

Calling all Drafter fashionistas to Lodi Canning Co on Monday May 24, departing at 5PM from Middleton Hills. New Hincapie Drafter gear is encouraged. If your kit doesn't fit the way you'd hoped, let me know. Usually, there is some swapping that can be negotiated within our Drafter family. Speaking of new.. Footer has a new Cervelo ride! She will likely leave at 5:30 and still be first to finish.

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