27 Days of Drafters

On the first ride with Drafters
Pipes said to me:
a gold medal, finally 

On the second ride with Drafters
Columbus said to me:
Just how flat is Spring Valley?

On the third ride with Drafters
Duchess said to me:
Hyer Loop, bad history

On the fourth ride with Drafters
Dan-yelly said to me:
I’m planning to ride early

On the fifth ride with Drafters
Special K said to me:
Barlow with one gear, watch me

On the sixth ride with Drafters
Flash said to me:
No chance Dark Knight will catch me

On the seventh ride with Drafters
Rimshot said to me:
3 flats one road Dane County

On the eighth ride with Drafters
LuLu said to me:
I ride with crazy socks high knee

On the ninth ride with Drafters
Coach Arms and Cookie Monster said to me:
It’s hard to Draft with a baby

On the tenth ride with Drafters
Thing 1 said to me:
Can we please rename Kermy?

On the eleventh ride with Drafters
Romeo said to me:
please push Keez up Bonetti

On the twelfth ride with Drafters
Booker J said to me:
Garmin mph always twenty three

On the thirteenth ride with Drafters
Drone Master said to me:
Got some cool photography

On the fourteenth ride with Drafters
Duracell, Slinger, Mario and Queenie said to me:
So many girls on Team B!

On the fifteenth ride with Drafters
Bomber and Belle said to me:
Leadboat is cancelled... YIPPIE?

On the sixteenth ride with Drafters
Tick Tock and Blurple said to me:
Commuted to work and back already

On the seventeenth ride with Drafters
Pit Stop said to me:
I could use a porta potty

On the eighteenth ride with Drafters
Billy Boy and Loose Screw said to me:
It’s flatter in Sanibell-E

On the nineteen ride with Drafters
Footer and Speedy said to me:
Cannibal’s drinks make us woozy

On the twentieth ride with Drafters
Hit-the-Wall and Slow Cow said to me:
Which road is this supposed to be?

On the twenty-first ride with Drafters
Surly said to me:
Barlow on a fat tire, it's easy

On the twenty-second ride with Drafters
Gopher said to me:
I make a wicked brownie

On the twenty-third ride with Drafters
Skipper said to me:
Let's get these Drafters Dirty

On the twenty-fourth ride with Drafters
Captain said to me:
I’ll host if there’s a debut by Sully

On the twenty-fifth ride with Drafters
Ninja and Octane said to me:
Funtathalon? Never met but we will see!

On the twenty-sixth ride with Drafters
Wampus and Yoda said to me:
Here comes the ortho PARTY!

On the twenty-seventh ride with Drafters
Hundo and Knievel said to me:
Love to ride but bed time is 7:30

One and done for JRad, Han Solo, the Rock, Pres, NBA Cliff, Vilks, Helios, Ditch and Daisy. Einstein came up with a new Drafter formula that calculated beer without a bike variable. Crazy.

Switching holiday themes....

You know Captain and Skipper and Bomber and Z Wrecks
Speedy and Footer and Sandlot and Brickson
But do you recall
The most famous Drafter of all (at least on Dec 25)?

Cookie the Monster-Wille
Has a very special day
And if you ever saw her
You would even say she glows

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Cookie Monster!

Merriest wishes, Drafter Family. Here's to health, happiness, hills and hops in 2021.

BrickO

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